mudstoneabyss:

earlier I was thinking about Carlos and how being seen as greater than human is, too, a form of dehumanization

tefmiles:

carlos graduated from the university of servington with a master in cuntology

clear-purple-skies:

My Cecil Gershwin Palmer

deserves long luscious locks. just because i said so

treacherous–doctor:

Something that the wtnv fandom fails to acknowledge is that Carlos would have fashion tastes that are just as ridiculous as Cecil’s, but in a much different way. Carlos started his nerdy tumblr hipster phase circa 2011 and never came out of it. All of his clothes are t-shirts with cheesy science puns, galaxy print pants, and flannels. He probably has at least 3 items with lolcats on them. He has an aesthetic tote bag that says “I like big books and I cannot lie” on it that he carries with him to go grocery shopping. He has a custom ordered “NeAt” chemical element t-shirt that he got when he and Cecil first started dating. Whenever he leaves the house he looks like he stepped straight out of a 2013-era Pinterest post. Do you see my vision

hungwy:

I hate how 3 pm is so close to 2 pm so there’s an illusion that there’s still time left in the day to do things but in reality 3 pm is also close to 4 pm and if it’s close to 4 pm you might as well just wait till tomorrow. <- can’t argue against this by the way.

ned6-go-away:

What is the scarier proposition?

Human beings are alone in the universe

Human beings are NOT alone in the universe

themythicalcodfish:

catmask:

catmask:

sometimes u read tumblr drama where u instantly know that no one involved is employed

alternatively: as employment is not inherently a moral value i will also add on: hobbyless

tags passed peer review

memecucker:

quincunx:

goatse-syndicalist-69:

memecucker:

You could try and not be owned by @dickbong69

i trust @dickbong69 more than any astrologist

infinityinakiss:

nobody’s talking about the greatest character development of the entire season, when aziraphale went from “but, crowley, the virtues of poverty” to “actually i’m going to forgive 8 months worth of rent because i’m not going to abandon you in this economy.”